WE RATE APARTMENTS
WE RATE APARTMENT FOOD
The Future Is Now
gET DEEP APARTMENT DETAILS TEXTED TO YOUR PHONE
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GET YOUR FREE BASIC APARTMENT REPORT WITH RATINGS ON: MANAGEMENT FRIENDLINESS, FOOD, CULTURE, NATURE, SPECIALS, DISCOUNTS, TOP NEIGHBORHOOD COFFEE, RESTAURANTS AND MORE
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* indeed, we don't spam or sell your info like a prominent, super annoying austin, global job board company does <cough>
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SPOTLIGHT DEAL:
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TELL US ABOUT YOUR APARTMENT
YOU CAN ALSO EMAIL US AT [email protected]
APARTMENT RATINGS SUCK
Apartment ratings are the most broken, unfair, and purposefully misleading aspect of the apartment industry, where many look to find their home. Prospective tenants are frequently misled while shopping through advertising and fake ads, ultimately forced to call these places home without fully knowing what they’ve actually paid for. Meanwhile, many apartment communities are unfairly judged, with little opportunity to defend themselves, address their issues, or showcase their best qualities. Property managers, in turn, face the fallout—fielding complaints and dealing with upset residences, and owners over problems they didn’t create. The system creates a loop of misinformation, leaving both renters and managers caught in its flaws. The only real beneficiaries are uninvolved tech companies that sell ads and that don't help renters find a suitable homes or represent apartment communities accurately of fairly.
MAKE IT BREEZY
<on duty now>
sgt. Jim 'HOLLYWOOD' HILL
on force since 2003
JUSTIN 'MACKIE DIAMOND' MCLEMORE
on force since 2006
APARTMENT COPS FOUNDERS HAVE PLACED OVER 5000 + PEOPLE IN APARTMENTS, EVEN TRANSITIONING RENTERS TO HOME OWNERSHIP WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT
RENTERS
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HOW APARTMENT REVIEWS WORK FOR RENTERS LOOKING FOR THEIR NEXT APARTMENT
PUT THE POWER IN YOUR HANDS
1. GET 3 FREE IN DEPTH APARTMENT REPORTS OF YOUR CHOOSING WHEN YOU GIVE (1) ONE OF YOUR OWN APARTMENT REPORTS, WHERE YOU HAVE LIVED. NO STRINGS, NO SUBSCRIPTIONS, NO CHARGE, NO APPS TO DOWNLOAD. JUST GLOBS OF APARTMENT DATA
2. OR QUICKLY GET $5 REPORTS FOR ($5). NO APPS, NO SUBSCRIPTIONS. *MOST PEOPLE NEED 5-10 REPORTS WHEN CONSIDERING A MOVE. AND . . . CONVENIENTLY TEXTED TO YOUR PHONE OR EMAIL.
3. OR, GIVE 3 APARTMENT REPORTS (APARTMENTS YOU HAVE LIVED IN) AND GET 10 APARTMENT REPORTS
4. IF YOU NEED A HAND ANYWHERE IN THE PROCESS, OR DON'T want to fill OUT ANY STINKING PAPERWORK OR REPORTS! HIT THE CHERRY SIREN AND ACTIVATE APARTMENT COPS AND WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST >>> AND GET YOU COMMUNITIES TARGETED TO YOUR ACTUAL CRITERIA, STYLE AND PERSONALITY
HOW FOOD REVIEWS WORK/////////////////
1. IF YOU HAVE FOOD YOU WANT REVIEWED, WE EAT IT, FILM AND POST THE REVIEW ON OUR SOCIAL MEDIA FOR YOU TO POST
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[email protected] FOR DETAILS
2. WE ALSO DO A WEEKLY RAFFLES FOR FOOD WHERE WE FOLLOWING YOU ON SOCIAL MEDIA IS A REQUIREMENT TO ENTER AND WHEN DRAWN WE NOTIFY YOU WITH AND EMAIL OF THE PERSON WHO WON. WE CONNECT YOU SO THEY CAN DROP BY OR HAVE FOOD DELIVERED, WHATEVER IS OUTLINED IN SAID RAFFLE ON OUR CHANNELS, WHICH YOU CAN ALSO CROSS-POST AND PROMOTE ON YOURS.
CHECK OUT OUR FEATURED FOOD!
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WAYBACK BURGERS LEANDERAFTER CALLING THIS SOMETHING LIKE THE TRIPLE TRIPLE AND A WARNING FROM ANOTHER BURGER COMPETITOR, THE WAYBACK BURGER SECRET 9-PATTY "BURGER WITH NO NAME" BECAME A LEGEND, ESPECIALLY IN TEXAS, WITH IT MAKING MANY PEOPLE'S BUCKET LIST. WE'VE EATEN AND IT'S AMAZING, EXHILARATING AND UNFORGETTABLE! MAKE SOME TIME AND BRING A FRIEND . . .
OUR UNIQUE INDUSTRY DEFINING IP
THE URBAN INDEX SCORE™
OUR TRADEMARKED UIS, TAKES 15 YEARS OF DATA FROM WHAT OUR RENTERS, BUYERS, AND SELLER CLIENTS HAVE TOLD US MATTERS MOST WHEN CONSIDERING THEIR HOME
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Get Your Urban Index Score now: APARTMENTS, NEW HOMES, ZIP CODES, NEIGHBORHOODS
R.A.V.E. Score™
REAL-AREA-VALUE-&-ECONOMICS. VALUE IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT BUT ELUSIVE ASPECTS OF REAL ESTATE TO CONVEY ESPECIALLY WHEN NEW TO THE CITY OR EVEN ANOTHER PART OF TOWN.
THE R.A.V.E. SCORE GRADES: FINISH OUT, LOCATION, AND PRICE, GIVING AN OVERALL HIGH SCORE OF '10' AND UNEMOTIONAL OPINION OF VALUE. THIS SCORING METRIC HAS BEEN USED IN RESIDENTIAL AND COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE AS WELL.
EXAMPLE: EVERYONE KNOWS OF A GREAT LOOKING PLACE THAT'S IN THE WRONG LOCATION, OR A PLACE THAT'S PRICED GREAT, WITH A FANTASTIC LOCATION, BUT THE FINISH OUT IS LACKING. THE R.A.V.E SCORE LETS YOU TARGET WHAT'S IMPORTANT IN YOUR NEXT HOME WITHOUT THE GUESSING OR GAMBLING YOUR TIME & RESOURCES
WE KNOW LOCAL.
WE ARE LOCAL.
HOW REVIEWS WORK FOR THE APARTMENT COMMUNITY
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Apartment cops pop-activation events get
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renewals SAME DAY WITHOUT FRUITLESS AD SPEND OR BEING SOLELY DEPENDENT ON LOCATORS
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WAYS APARTMENT COPS ELEVATES COMMUNITIES AND TIGHTENS RESIDENCE, OWNER, AND MANAGEMENT RELATIONSHIPS
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APARTMENT COPS UNIQUE UVP
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1. WE IDENTIFY THE ESSENTIAL KEY ISSUES THAT YOU CAN USE TO DRASTICALLY OFFSET TURNOVER AND STICK RENEWALS, WHILE TENANTS PROUDLY PROMOTE. CONTACT FOR FULL COMMUNITY REPORT AND ASSESSMENT TODAY WHILE SPACES ARE AVAILABLE - WE'RE LITERALLY BOOKED ONE MONTH OUT.
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2. APARTMENT COPS LOWERS YOUR OPEX; OWNERS PAY LESS COMMISSIONS TO LOCATORS WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY STOP WASTING RESOURCES WITH CONSTANT TURNOVER AND ANGRY TENANTS THAT POISON THE NAME OF YOUR COMMUNITY
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3. APARTMENT COPS LOWERS YOUR AD SPEND AND TIME WASTED ANALYZING PROMOTIONS, EVENTS, AND IDEAS THAT DON'T RETURN REVENUE
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4. WE ARE A THIRD PARTY THAT CAN GET INFORMATION AND FEEDBACK YOU CAN'T WITHOUT THE FEAR OF RETRIBUTION, OR OFFENDING THEIR OWN MANAGEMENT TEAM
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5. WE GET REAL TIME AUTHENTIC, HONEST FEEDBACK ON YOUR COMMUNITY FOR YOUR REVIEW TO ENHANCE YOUR MARKET POSITION
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6. WE KEEP HOT, ANGRY, AND UNFAIR REVIEWS OFFLINE (NOT LINGERING ONLINE FOR ETERNITY)
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7. WE CLARIFY, AMPLIFY, AND ALSO PROMOTE WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT YOUR COMMUNITY WHILE REVEALING HOW TO ELEVATE TENANT AND STAFF EXPERIENCE; FAST
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8. WE SHOW YOUR ON SITE PROFESSIONALS CLOSING TECHNIQUES THAT WE USED IN AUSTIN TO REDEFINE THE LEASING INDUSTRY (WITH A HISTORY OF REPRESENTING THE WORLD'S LARGEST, AS WELL AS AUSTIN'S LARGEST ASSET MANAGEMENT COMPANIES
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LEASE UPS!
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HIT THE SIREN & GET ON THE CALENDAR - SIGN UP FOR OUR LIMITED SPACE ACTIVATION & POP-UP EVENTS
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we're hungry, whatcha got?
EATERS & RESTAURANTUER LET US KNOW ABOUT YOUR FOOD - FOLLOW US FOR FREE RENT AND LOCAL FOOD AND SERVICES!
Logline: An ex-real estate CEO & Property Manager have an epiphany at Chilli's after 37 margaritas and use their 2 decades of tenant and apartment community feedback to tell renters more about apartments - and reveal what's special about each apartment community
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Founder's Story
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Two guys that met answering an ad in the Austin Chronicle for a band in 2003 wound up having to get jobs after their mediocre, drama-filled band went nowhere. With the collective IQ of a broken calculator watch, they somehow became wildly successful in Austin real estate diaspora of chuckleheads, bored teachers, and tech bros that thought the real estate game would be an easy career shift. Fast forward to nearly 350 million dollars in sales and helping almost 5000 people find homes, rentals, and offices for their businesses — (creating and running the largest full-service brokerage in the fastest-moving market in American Austin, Texas —Urban Squared Realty — yes, the brokerage on Cesar Chavez with the David Bowie mural and mini-ramp w/ Willie Nelson painted on it) found this duo of doom's bad habits return as if they'd never left. Divorces, too much weed smoking, D&D marathons, shooting semi-automatic weapons, and hopping over Kenny G and Anthony Kiedis' fences to surf Little Dume forced them once again into a career shift — but this time as cops. Apartment cops.
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Apartment Cops—they listened to their renter clients, as well as managers, and apartment owners and developers. After years of developing and testing real estate IP, a deep data set formed. Complaints, gripes, praise, bad marketing, bad decor, bullseyes, and being asked by ABOR to redesign the MLS from putting all of (world's largest property management company can't be named due to attorney's advice) Austin portfolio on the MLS in one day in 2015 — all ultimately leading to the creation of New Living Metrics RE suite, and Apartment Cops — to reveal more about great apartment food, the facts that actually mattered to good renters, and to reveal more good about apartment communities.
Get More of apartment living —Now.
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